NOstalgia


IN THE EYES OF MAMANG FISHBALL
August 30, 2006, 12:38 pm
Filed under: A.L.I.E.N., Uncategorized

Forget the stupid episode concept! My life shouldn’t be read like a book.

 

Good thing we didn’t have a house meeting today… or else I wouldn’t realize a few things…

 

            As I went homeward in the direction I have always taken, I saw mamang pishbol in front of a bookstore. Seeing the look of suffering he tried to conceal,. I almost felt like crying and told him: “pabili po ng limang pisong fishball.” He stared back and said something unforgettable: “ok”. As I was eating, I liked looking around seeing people in all shapes and sizes! How ignorant of me not to see these, for I always failed to notice them. So many questions boggle my mind while I was eating my prized fish balls. Why can’t pigs and owls ever return to each other’s arms again… oh yeah, they don’t have arms! Oh, well. Should happiness and enjoyment always pair up with toil and suffering under the same weight? Why must Mrs. Caslib mutate? How long will clothes deceive others into thinking that the size of the soft muscle in the center increases and decreases, if you know what I mean? Why am I posting this shit? Why, why, why?? I don’t have the answers to these basic questions yet… but it is clear that I am but feeling empty right now.

 

            If it weren’t for mamang pishbol, I wouldn’t have the courage to post this.

 

            Thanks mamang pishbol.



Prologue: BLOG • BEGINNING • EXPRESSIONS
August 17, 2006, 11:40 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

            It all started simply enough, when the technological era was starting, there was the personal computer. Mankind thought up of new ways of using computers. There was Charlie Babbage with his giant PC, Blaise Pascal, inventor of the Pascaline, attributed the Turbo pasclal which was inpired by his works and perhaps the author of the DREADED, STUPID, GOD-FORSAKEN – “FLOWCHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Then came the era of the internet. This was not available to public before. It was first used by American soldiers to relay info on other parts of the world without getting their testicles shot down by Saddam Hussein. They also used it to search for porn sites when the colonel is not looking… not the KFC colonel guy in the bucket meal, mind you! AAA! Enough history! I made a blog at wordpress because I agree that simplicity is beauty. Some of my friends do agree! About 5 out of 6 says it’s cool! It is us, ben, rich, sy, me, Jeff. The other one, I don’t wanna mention names and –PIRYA SUPUT–, hey, who said that?! It’s not me!

 

P.S. to my friend who thinks blogs suck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only you suck.

 

Haha, kidding!